Tell a joke Thursday!!!!!

Hey bloggers Tell A Joke Days is starting!!! I tell a whole lot of jokes from this book that I found.The jokes are from kids in different ages and the cool part is there all around the world!!! They shared there jokes with me so I'm gonna share them with you!!!Let's get started!!The catagorie is Bible jokes.



Where is tennis found in the Bible?
When Joseph served in pharoh's court
-savanna,age 11
arizona

Who was the first hot-rod racer recorded in the Bible?
Aaron,because he dragged his rod across the dessert!
-Lukas,age 8 Canada
When did Jesus and the whale that swallowed Jonah have in common?
Jesus had dinner with a sinner,and the whale had a sinner for dinner!
-Rachel,age 12 Canada
What kind of light did Noah use on the ark?
A floodlight!
-Elise,age 12 Michigan
Why didn't they play cards on Noah's ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck!
-Christina Minnesota
Was there any money on Noah's ark?
Yes,the duck had a bill,the frog had a green back,and the
skunk had a scent!
-savanna,age11 Arizona
What was Noah's wife"s name?
She had Noah name!
-Andrew,age 8 Canada
What kind of animal skin did Adam and Eve wear in there garden?
Bare skin!
-Misti Texas
What day of the week did Noah march the animals into the ark?
Twos-day !
-Omar,age12 Florida
How can you tell David is older than goliath?
Because David rocked goliath to sleep !
-Savanna age 11 Arizona
What did Jonah feel like when he was swallowed by the whale?
Alittle down in the mouth!
-Gabriel,age 9 Arizona
Who was the first sumarine captain under the sea?
Jonah!
-Ima,age 8 New Guinea
Who was the greatest speaker in the Bible?
Samson,because he brought the house down!!
-Jennifer,age11 California
When was the first baseball game recorded in the Bible?
In the beginning (big inning)!
-Lukas,age 8 Canada
Where did the rooster crow when all the world could hear him?
In Noah's ark!
-Johanna,age 13

Why do they always have the Bible in court?
Because one of the books is judges!
-Mallory,age 5 Florida
In what season did Eve eat the forbidden fruit?
Early fall!
-Rachel,age 12 Michigan
What book in the Bible is a mineral?
Micha!
-Nason Texas
What sport is popular in the old testament?
Basesall,because Adam stole second and he and Eve were put out,
Cain made a hit and Noah put the dove out on a fly. Abrham made
a sacrifice, King solomon bought a diamond and Ruth wanted to get home!!
-Natalie,age 12
Indiana
What man in the Bible had no parents?
Joshua the son of nun (none)!
-kristin Texas
What did Noah use to see out of the ark's windows?
Whinshield vipers!
-Janelle,age13 Louisiana
Why was Abrham so wise?
Because he knew a Lot!
-Amanda,age 12
Who was the straightest man in the Bible?
Joseph,because Phararo made him a ruler!
-Brad,age 10 Arizona
What time of day was Adam born?
Alittle before Eve!
Savannah, age 11,Arizona
Why couldn't Cain please God with his offring?
Because he just wasn't Abel!
-Seth,age 9 Colorado
How do we know Adam was a fast runner?
He was the first in the human race!
-Janelle,age 13 Louisiana
When was money first mentioned in the Bible?
When the dove brought the green back back to the ark
Savannah,age 11 Arizona
Why wasn't there any fruit allowed in the ark?
Because only pairs were aloud!
-Denise Texas
What animal took the most baggage into the ark?
The elephant.He took his trunk while fox and rooster
only took a brush and comb!
-Savanna,age 11 Arizona
Why did Elija go to heaven in a fiery charioty?
Because he was on fire for the Lord!
-Peter,age 11 pennsylvania
How was moses able to part the Red sea?
He used a sea- saw!
-Jonathon,age 9 Kentucky
Why did Josphe's brothers toss him in a pit?
They must have thought it was a good opening for
a young man!
-Natalie,age 12 Indiana
Who was the biggest sinner in the Bible?
Moses,because he broke all 10 comandments at
once!
-Jennifer,age 11 California
Where was king solomon's temple?
On the side of his head!
-Cole,age 8 Canada
Who was the most sucessful physician in the Bible?
Job,because he had the most patience (patients)!
Savanna,age 11 Arizona